I'm Really an Otherworldly Expert

Congratulations, Host, you stole a fairy's fishnet stockings and completed a hidden mission. Reward: spend a night with the fairy!

As Luo Zhoujun pulled on his pants, he wore a miserable expression. "My first time is gone just like that. I only wanted to complete a mission!"

"Congratulations, Host, you've awakened a talent for the sword and obtained the greatest sword of all time!"

"If Heaven had not given birth to me, Luo Zhoujun, the sword path would have been plunged into darkness for all eternity!" With one slash, Luo Zhoujun split the sky, making the thirty-three heavens tremble.

"Congratulations, Host..."

Luo Zhoujun cut it off, clutching his two severely undernourished kidneys. "Go on, which fairy is lonely this time?"

As a proper gentleman, Luo Zhoujun reminded himself that boys must always be careful when they go out.

Bored and with nothing better to do, Luo Zhoujun planted a few plots of land on a whim. They somehow became immortal soil and gave birth to death-defying divine medicine.

The complete collection of children's poems he had jotted down became the legendary Words of Eternity, and countless scholars hailed him as the Poet Immortal.

The few little disciples he trained all became either emperors for the ages or immortals. One of them even became the Jade Emperor!

Ah... please...

Luo Zhoujun sneezed with a cold.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The Three Realms trembled, and gods and demons prostrated themselves, begging the senior to please rein in his divine powers.