Starting with an Emperor Group Chat in the Tang Dynasty

Back in the Tang dynasty, Li He discovers that he has somehow struck it rich: he has become Li Shimin's sixth son, Li Yin, Prince of Shu.

Thinking about the miserable fate that awaits him, Li He, or rather Li Yin, gets a splitting headache.

No way. I have to change all this. I don't want to die!

Crown Prince Li Chengqian: rebels and gets executed by waist-chopping at the Meridian Gate...

Prince of Wu Li Ke: What? He's my brother? Forget that. I'll make his life hell.

Prince of Wei Li Tai: That fat guy? Execute him by waist-chopping. No, no, he deserves an even more gruesome death.

Li You, Li Zhen, Li Yun: execute them all.

Prince of Jin Li Zhi: Hmm, Wu Meiniang is mine now.