One Piece: Starting with Saitama’s Physique from a Fishing Gacha

Awakening the "Fishing for All Things" System from the start.

He has a golden finger, but the bizarre catches it produces are truly baffling.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained Saitama's physique.]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained Mimic Gems x2 (can be socketed).]

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained 100 million Berries…]

Chen Mu: Huh, I drew the bald guy's physique? Is this trying to make me rule Suzuran... No, no, is this trying to make me rule the world of pirates?

The Paramount War breaks out.

Old Man Garp discovers that the entire Marine Headquarters is full of "actors."

Akainu gives up an arm to heal Ace,

Sengoku punches Luffy a "way out,"

and Blackbeard is the only fool actually fighting for real.

Blackbeard: "I've got something to say, but it looks like there's no time left."

Uh, his head tilts to one side, and he passes out.

The Blackbeard Pirates, who were supposed to be the biggest winners, escape from prison only to enjoy Impel Down's all-inclusive hospitality once more, less than a day later.