Divine Martial Blade Venerable

All I really wanted was to be a spoiled prince who spent his days fighting crickets. But when I was six, my father told me the kingdom had fallen. When I was sixteen, someone cut out my heart. If fate had shown me even the slightest kindness, I wouldn't have picked up a knife and held it to fate's throat.

I have a shameless master with a mountain of love debts. I have a sect where the eldest senior brother is a fisherman, the second senior brother is a blacksmith, and the third senior sister is a tailor... As their junior brother, I may be the only one who seems halfway normal, assuming that being alive and bouncing around without a heart counts as normal.

As I roam the martial world, the thing I fear least is people throwing their weight around, because I have an extremely protective big sister backing me up. Her name is Minghong, and she loves hopping around while cursing Xuanyuan.

I also have a little sister named Xiao Xuan who is unbelievably greedy. Heavenly treasures and tenth-grade flying swords, she can toss them into her mouth like snacks. Crunchy...

I really never practiced the blade to become an immortal. I just wanted to take back the things they stole from me.

But somehow, I stumbled into a conspiracy.

Fine, I'll come clean.

I am actually...