Landlord of the Heavenly Court

Wouldn't it be great to live like an immortal? Wouldn't it be nice to wear an undershirt, flip-flops, and loud shorts while collecting rent for the Heavenly Court?

The immortals of Heaven are saddled with enormous rent bills and become miserable tenants.

They have to survive.

Tang Sanzang puts more effort into his monkey business, the Weaver Girl makes even more exquisite clothes, and the Seven Fairies are booked nonstop for commercial appearances...

As the landlord of this bunch of silly immortals, I guess I have to help them out.

The days when you could just stay in a temple and collect incense offerings are long gone. Your landlord will teach you how to earn incense offerings while lounging around.

Tang Sanzang, start a livestream. Bring the Howling Celestial Dog over for the Monkey King to ride! Sun Wukong, Three-Eyed, keep arguing and I'll kick you out!

Weaver Girl, these clothes you've made are too thick. I'll teach you to make tiny outfits the size of a palm. They'll be a guaranteed hit! Chang'e bought one?

Seven Fairies, form a group and call yourselves Rainbow Girls! I'll have the celebrities audition, then pick a theme song.

Is Heaven short on equipment?

Trade me an elixir that prolongs life for a few billion. I'll only sell a few, since I need the rest to eat like candy.

A telecom company? Acquire it!

A media company? Acquire it!

I'll set up a few businesses in Heaven, fleece the immortals a little, and flirt with the fairies.

Down in the human world, I'll show off, bask in the adoring looks of mortals, and earn myself some incense offerings on the side.

So life as an immortal isn't easy, but being Heaven's landlord is seriously sweet.