League of Legends: King of Zaun

Qi Zixiao was a little panicked. He wouldn't believe it himself if he told anyone, but the other day, while playing LOL, a champion actually flamed him?

That's right, not a teammate, a champion!

Yasuo: Buy the damn armor boots, then get me a Serrated Dirk! Once I get my orphan-slaying blade, I'll cut that bastard down!

Alistar: Can you stop making me ring the bell? I hear footsteps in the brush.

Jhin: In carnage, I bloom, like a dawn...

Kled: You're Jhin? Why are you reloading in the middle of a battle? How stupid can you be?

Qi Zixiao stared in bewilderment. What was going on? Were you all graduates of Zaun's elite liberal arts program or something?