Taking Over the Entertainment Industry, Starting with Lost in Thailand

Starting with Lost in Thailand, I'm going to use my cheat powers:

I'll write the scripts;

I'll find the actors;

I'll handle production;

I'll take care of public relations;

Whatever others can't manage, I'll do;

Whatever others can't settle, I'll handle;

I have the backing of Auntie Hua, the head of the world's biggest redwood family;

Sister Na, the top singer in the country, is my god-sister;

Uncle Ping, the biggest investor in the entertainment industry, is my godfather;

Brother Wen, an evergreen of the film world, is my godbrother;

I carry on the authentic traditional Thai massage, serving beauties alone;

The doors to wealth and power swing wide open for me;

Reborn, I start with Lost in Thailand and take over the entire entertainment industry...