The Top Student's Black Technology System

At an academic conference.

A professor from the mathematics department of a renowned university asked, "Academician Jiang, may I ask you a math question?"

Jiang Han replied, "Of course. No one understands mathematics better than I do."

A professor from the physics department of a renowned university asked, "Academician Jiang, may I ask you a difficult physics question?"

Jiang Han replied, "Of course. No one understands physics better than I do."

During a television interview.

The host turned to Jiang Han beside him and asked, "Professor Jiang Han, from what we understand, you've achieved impressive results in every field, such as mathematics, physics, and biology... It seems like there's nothing you don't know."

Jiang Han replied, "That's right."

The host asked, "How do you manage that?"

Jiang Han replied, "A life with cheat codes needs no explanation."

"..."

A news broadcast reported:

Academician Jiang Han has invented a health-boosting rice that can strengthen the immune systems of the entire population!

What?

Academician Jiang invented health-boosting rice?

Buy it!

A nationwide buying frenzy for health-boosting rice erupted in no time.

The hospitals grumbled, "Academician Jiang Han is making sure everyone eats way too well..."