I Collect Attributes in the Apocalypse

Adjutant: "City Lord, this is bad! Ji Chou bent over, a beauty came to his aid, and he killed 2,800 of our soldiers."

Adjutant: "City Lord, this is bad! Ji Chou bent over, turned the tables in a desperate counterattack, and wiped out 5,800 of our soldiers."

City Lord: "Yikes! Bending over makes him stronger? Could it be because of that?"

Adjutant: "City Lord, this is bad! Every time Ji Chou bends over, our casualties rise by 18,000."

Adjutant: "City Lord, this is bad! Ji Chou bent over again and killed ten of my legion commanders."

The City Lord slapped the table and leaped to his feet. "So it's true! Bring me the apocalypse's ultimate weapon. We must flee at once!"

At the front of the army, the young man raised his head. "Don't run! Wait until I've finished picking up the attributes!"