Raising Sons in One Piece

He gets the Myriad Worlds Adopt-a-Son System. Anyone who calls him “Daddy” gives him a chance to win a prize!

The story of Chu Bawang starting to collect sons in the world of pirates, invincible from the start.

Luffy: “B-Bawang, please teach me how to defeat Kaido of the Beasts!”

Zoro: “B-Bawang, I want to become the world’s greatest swordsman. Please teach me swordsmanship!”

Shanks: “B-Bawang, I’m begging you to do me a favor and stay out of my sight from now on. I don’t want to call you Daddy anymore!”

Whitebeard: “B-Bawang, I challenge you to a duel! I’m the old man with the most sons in the world!”

Chu Bawang flashes a wicked smile. “You Celestial Dragon dogs! I’ll chop down every one I see! If you’ve got a problem with that, bring it on!”

Also known as Myriad Worlds: I’ll Come Clean, I’m Your Daddy, The Myriad Worlds Call Me Daddy, and Getting Sons Makes You Stronger.

[Head to the main story for a hilarious opening. No angst, no dumping!]