Legends of Heroes Across Time and Space

Question: Where are you from? What can you do?

Answer: I'm from 2018, and I'm smart!

Answer: I'm from 2018 too, and I know how to cause trouble!

Answer: I'm from 1372. I'm great at all sorts of things and adorable to boot.

Answer: I'm a robot, the really awesome kind, but they call me a weirdo.

Answer: I'm from 2770, a tech whiz. Any questions?

Answer: I don't like talking. Ask me again and I'll chop you to death.

"All right, that's enough! Since you're all a bunch of losers, let's start with a small goal: how about saving the Earth?"