Mommy for $9.99: CEO Daddy, Hurry Up and Marry Me

"No need for 999! No need for 99! Just 9.9! Take her home if you want! Mommy for 9.9, just 9.9! You won't lose out, you won't get ripped off..."

After uploading a few photos of his mommy to Tmall, the adorable little one adds: "Authentic mommy, guaranteed genuine. Waiting for Daddy to pay. Huabei accepted!"

A certain CEO shows up to collect his purchase. "Woman, you've hidden my child from me all these years. How are we going to settle this? I've already bought you. Payment: 9.9..."

A certain woman is furious. "You little brat! You actually sold your own mother! And for only 9.9! I should be worth at least 10, shouldn't I?"