The Royal Family Is Full of Schemes 1: The Emperor Pretends to Be Pitiful

Good heavens! Bai Xiaoxing stands helpless and pitiful in the middle of the street. Her unconventional mother insists she earn back one hundred thousand taels of silver, whether by swindling, cheating, stealing, or robbing. Is this really her own mother?!

Luckily, she runs into a sucker who is supposedly the emperor's personal guard. So she sneaks in too, hoping to become a pretty, adorable eunuch. Being a eunuch has three perks: plenty of gossip, few worries, and reward money!

But, big brother guard, could you stop interrupting this eunuch's happy life? What, the emperor wants me to come up with ideas, and there's a huge reward? Why didn't you say so earlier? This servant will take the job right away!

But Your Majesty, the Demon Palace Master is calling for me too, and there's also a master thief who loves tomb-raiding. I can't keep up with all of you!