The Wayward Immortal Master

Shen Yan, renowned throughout the land as the "Most Handsome Man" and the "Greatest Swordmaster in the Nine Provinces," has a reputation for terrible character. Even his favorite little disciple can't stand him, insisting that calling his sword a "scoundrel" instead would be more accurate.

Shen Yan stroked his chin. "Am I really that bad?" His disciple replied, "Yes. Really."

The master's daily routine: cultivate, show off, seize treasures, subdue demons, and scam his disciple.

The disciple's daily routine: cultivate, cause trouble, take the blame, do missions, and get scammed in every possible way.

Disciple: "I'm exhausted. I want to go back to the modern world and find Mom. Wait, Master, why are you following me?!"

Shen Yan: "You're so foolish, I can't rest easy. I'm coming along to help you."

The disciple flung down his sword in anger. "Someone help! Officer, there's a show-off causing trouble here!"

Shen Yan: "Why are you yelling? Aren't you human? If you've got what it takes, then capture me!"