Married in a Flash, Pampered for Life: Darling, Take It Easy

"Want to get married together?" Abandoned by her scumbag boyfriend, Chu Han ducked into the men's restroom and said this to a man who looked pretty decent, picking him at random.

"Give me a reason." The man looked down at the fellow crouching by the entrance.

Chu Han: "You're taller than him, more handsome, and in better shape..."

Man: "I want a reason why it has to be me."

Chu Han asked, puzzled, "Sir, when you share a car with someone, do you need a reason why it has to be them?"

The man's face darkened. "I don't share cars with people!" With that, he turned and strode away.

The next day, the man laid a vast inescapable net and dragged Chu Han to the Civil Affairs Bureau. He declared, "In our marriage, there's no divorce, only widowhood. Understand?"

Chu Han: What kind of terrifying person did I just marry?