A Thousand Gold for One

"You want to marry me? Two conditions! One, a hundred million in cash! Two, turn the Earth into a square!"

A minute later, a hundred million coins were placed in her hands, and the "Earth" twisted into a "square"!

Holding the marriage certificate, she stared in bewilderment...

When divorce day finally came, she said, "Long Ting, you said we'd get divorced in November!"

He nodded. "Right, in November. But I never said which year!"