Thirty-Six Ways to Woo Your Wife

A chance encounter in their youth took root in his heart like a seed and began to grow.

When they met again years later, he suddenly realized that the seed had grown into a towering tree.

"Sir, um... I think we should both calm down..." The girl clutched the bedsheet around herself and backed away with an ingratiating smile.

"Calm down?" The man stared at her, his gaze dangerous, as if she were his prey.

"Yes, yes! Don't worry, I won't run away. I promise I'll take responsibility for you!" the girl hurriedly explained.

"And how exactly do you plan to do that?" The faintest curve touched the corner of the man's mouth.

"Um... How about I buy you dinner?" the girl ventured.

"But I'd much rather eat you."