Xiao Du's Daily Life

Hello, I'm Xiao Du. Don't ask me my full name. I won't tell you that it's Du Doudou. This novel is about some things that happened to me. Don't be surprised; maybe they'll happen to you too.

I hereby solemnly warn you: when reading this novel, please use a cold, indifferent tone, as if you were half-dead. If you can't do that, you can stop at this introduction. Thank you.