The Heavenly Court's Officer of Rewards and Punishments

I'm a little fairy. I accidentally fell from the sky, ate all of Mother’s medicine, squandered Father’s entire Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom, formed a gang and became a bandit, broke up couples and snatched beauties. My husband is a demon, my lover is a ghost, my mistress is a beast. And my fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth? Hurry up and get in the bowl!

My beloved, my family, my old friends, even my enemies are all gone. What did I become an immortal for?

This story is adapted from an ancient legend from my hometown. People in my grandfather's generation often said that nine giant serpents carried the nine great mountain ranges near our home. If they so much as moved, the earth would shake, countless people would die, and rivers of blood would flow.