“Your face always reminds me of two cities: Dalian (a big face) and Taiyuan (too round).”
Before he could finish, the speaker was kicked two meters away by Tuantuan...
From then on, no one at school dared call Tuantuan big-faced again.
Three years flew by, and now Tuantuan was leaving campus to make her way in the world~
****Summer is too hot and winter is too cold, so neither is a good time to look for a job...
****Spring makes you drowsy, summer leaves you tired, autumn makes you sleepy, and winter calls for hibernation. Tuantuan often had a fit: If “sleeping” was born, why did “getting up” have to be born too?
****At every interview, she said, “I swear to live and die with the company,” and every company she worked for went bankrupt...
****I can barely get by anymore... This really isn't my fault...