Sending a WeChat Message to the Three Kingdoms

A bolt of lightning struck my phone, connecting WeChat to Romance of the Three Kingdoms. From that moment on, my fate changed. I would write the history of the Three Kingdoms myself. Who knows who will unite the whole country?

Cao Cao, Sun Jian, Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao... Why pass up the chance to fleece these big-time tycoons?

What if I have my eye on Diao Chan? Marry her, of course. Can I beat Lu Bu? No need for me to get my hands dirty. What if I have my eye on Zhen Mi? Snatch her, of course. Will Yuan Xi let me get away with it? I'm not worried. What if I have my eye on Xiao Qiao? Steal her away, of course. Won't Zhou Yu go mad? That's a tough one, but I've got Zhuge Liang.

Who's the company's technical expert? Obviously Hua Tuo. And the technical director? That's classified.

Who are my personal bodyguards? I've got a few. One of them carries a Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

What do I do when I become a business tycoon and make enemies on every side? Easy. Meet force with force, and let the beauties handle themselves.