The Dragon's Body Wanders the Cauldron

This novel is over five million words long, with around ten thousand new words posted daily. It's full of excitement and not to be missed, so please follow along. Here are a few highlights:

[Han Zhen said, "Huamei, you look like a dog, but your intelligence is on par with a pig's. You perfectly embody the traits of both pigs and dogs."]

[Wanchi said, "In the past, Cao Cao held the Son of Heaven hostage to command the feudal lords. Today, Your Majesty holds the Son of Heaven's sister hostage to command the Son of Heaven, and then the feudal lords. It's an homage to the sages of old, with the new wave rolling in like the Yangtze.]

[Doctor Chang asked, "Why do you always take a small step back whenever I talk to Wu Xiaodie?"

Han Zhen replied, "I'm afraid her blood will splatter on my face when she beats you up."]

[Han Zhen pointed at Ruxue and said, "I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, delusions, and depression. I'm a mentally ill person on the verge of a complete breakdown. I warn you not to get all high and mighty with me just because Wu Xiaodie is your godfather."

Ruxue said, "She's my godmother! I want to find a godfather, but I haven't found anyone suitable yet."

Han Zhen said, "For a poor kid like you who's been iron-deficient since childhood, I don't mind being your father. But not your godfather, your real father. In my day, the word 'godfather' had become a derogatory term."]