The Beautiful Forensic Doctor: My Assassin Betrothal

First, here are a few great stories to recommend: Guo Luren, “Satan's Passion: The Cast-Off Wife on Her Honeymoon”; Zhe Milai, “Married into the Tycoon Family by Mistake: Cold-Hearted Ex, Please Leave”; Que Wuyou, “Sweetheart Conquest: Being the Young Master's Girlfriend Isn't Easy”; Meng Po, “Secret Marriage Scandal: Cold-Hearted Ex-Wife, Come with Me”; Xian You, “Phoenix Against Phoenix: The Crown Prince Can Go Kick Rocks”

[This story is entirely fictional.] A lighthearted comedy about a married couple who spend their days flirting with and tormenting each other.

Woman: “Why are you nibbling on me? My mouth isn't a chicken leg! I don't want you nibbling on me after you've nibbled on someone else's mouth!”

Man (shyly): “I've only ever nibbled on your mouth, darling. I've never nibbled on anyone else's.”

Woman: “If you dare touch me, you're an animal!”

The next morning...

Woman: “You're worse than an animal!”

Woman (smugly): “I'm a catch too, you know. Plenty of men are chasing after me.”

Man (gritting his teeth): “I'll make you give birth to a whole litter right now. Let's see who'll want you when you've got a whole family in tow!”

The landlady is hopeless at writing blurbs. Maybe after reading this book, you'll curse me out and call me a liar!

But, but, but! One love for a lifetime, just the two of us. I promise I haven't lied to you.