The Aloof Uncle Is Too Willful

An older man has three great qualities: maturity, restraint, and charm.

Once you’re past thirty, if you’re handsome, you can be called an older man. If you’re not, you’re just a handyman!

The most successful handyman of them all is Master Kong. Over the years, so many people have been swept up by him that they could circle the Earth three hundred times.

The most successful older man has to be this cool, aloof guy right here, who drinks yogurt without licking the lid and eats spicy snacks without licking his fingers. Having money sure lets you do whatever you want!

Watch a tough girl tame a cold, aloof older man by fighting violence with violence, and watch a faux intellectual slowly steal the glass heart of a scheming older man.

Uncle, I’m going to pounce on you!

If you dare pounce on me, I’ll dare hug you!

Uncle, actually, I want to pin you down! Don’t move. Being tsundere is a disease, and it needs treatment! And one more thing... Uncle, you’re kind of a goofball too, aren’t you?