I Just Want to Get the Pity Reward

Gao Jin transmigrated to another world and awakened an awkward talent that made his damage depend on how good-looking he was. Then the Pity System appeared and changed everything. “Ding!” “Attack count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: deal 100% bonus damage.” “Ding!” “Bowel movement count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: this bowel movement grants a marrow-cleansing effect.” “Ding!” “Comprehension count reached the required threshold. Pity mechanism activated: successfully comprehend this skill.” “Ding!” “Those who never stop thinking of something will eventually get a response. Pity mechanism activated: successfully attract Senior Sister's attention.” The Pity System guarantees everything. Anything can trigger pity!