Who Are You Calling a Freeloader?

After arriving in Saitama Prefecture, in the Greater Tokyo Area, Takitani Sawa graduated from a junior college with no credentials, no connections, and a future that looked utterly bleak. Then he met a sweet, innocent girl who was secretly loaded. After a single bicycle-for-cash hustle, he got his grand career off to a fresh start and crossed the first threshold on his path to living off women while still calling the shots.

"Girls spend money on me, and I get ten or even a hundred times that back?"

"All you green tea girls, get in my bowl!"

"Who doesn't understand how to make a big return on a small investment?"

This book is also known as Saitama Is a Big Stage, Make It Up as You Go, The Green Tea Girl's Way Is Her Own Undoing, and With My Hands I Pluck the Sun and Moon and Pick the Stars, Then Serve My Family a Free Meal.