Coach, Where's the Whistle? The Whistle's in My Mouth! Peep!

Qin Feng, a driving instructor, was taking part in an observational reality show when he suddenly awakened the “Second Nature” System. Completing System tasks would unlock special skills. Whenever his sharp tongue got a student so rattled they broke down, he could exchange it for System points. Student: “Instructor, why won’t the car move when I press the gas?” Qin Feng: “It’s fine, press harder. If you can get the car moving in neutral, I can get on the news right alongside you.” Student: “Instructor, there’s someone up ahead. I’m scared!” Qin Feng: “Scared of what? Is the brake a venomous snake? Is it going to bite you?” Student: “Instructor, I’m ready.” Qin Feng: “You’re sitting so close to the steering wheel. Are you trying to breastfeed it?” Student: “Instructor, my head hurts.” Qin Feng: “Did the gas pedal kill your father or something? No wonder your head hurts when you stand up to press it!” Viewer: “This instructor’s sarcasm is max level. I love it!” Viewer: “I passed my driving test, so now I love watching this kind of livestream.” Viewer: “If Instructor Qin doesn’t make it, he should try stand-up comedy. He’s wasting his talent in a driving school car.”