Random Transformations in the Detective Conan World

My name is Martin, and I have a superpower. You may have guessed it already: every morning, I randomly transform into something strange. Transform into Shinichi Kudo, then expose Conan’s real identity to Ran right on the spot. Transform into Gin and give a televised confession of his crimes in his place. Transform into a Saiyan and give Makoto Kyogoku a little taste of alien shock. Transform into Kong and tear down the tower before the Black Organization can get to it. Transform into an archaeologist, but get an invincible buff at the furniture store. Transform into a reporter, but wear my red underwear on the outside... Sometimes transforming also creates strange relationships. For instance, when I turned into Tom, a yellow-brown mouse appeared to torment me. This transformation power is highly unpredictable. Sometimes it changes other people instead, like turning Conan into a corgi, or turning Ai Haibara into... Never mind, Gin is still chasing me! (This is the author’s third Detective Conan fanfic. The author is pretty reliable, just not quite human.)