The Lie-Flat Black Lotus Ascends by Playing at Being a Couch Potato

Three Heavenly Earthly Coins can calculate the earth, the heavens, and the Three Realms.

Sheng Hongyi never imagined that, though an orphan in her previous life, she would be born into a cultivation family and become a complete person with both parents.

Think that means she can happily live off her family? Wrong.

Think she can lean on her family’s influence and enjoy the shade? Wrong.

Think being the youngest means she won’t have to work hard? Wrong.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. She can only take up again the “divination” arts she once used to swindle and deceive, correcting mistakes and doing all she can to ensure her lovable, pitiful family of elderly, weak, sick, disabled, and pregnant relatives can eat well, dress well, and sleep well...

What? The Heavenly Earthly Coins are throwing in the towel? They’re scolding her for lacking ambition?

Sheng Hongyi rubs her ears. “What? The wind’s too strong, I didn’t hear you. I’m in charge of my own life. Nobody’s dragging me out of the bed where I’m about to lie flat!”

Warning: No romance. The female lead isn’t some kind-hearted good person. She kills without blinking, and as long as it gets her what she wants, she doesn’t mind using any means necessary. Readers looking for a truly kind and virtuous heroine may be disappointed.