NBA: I Can Shoot Threes, Can't Defend, and Can't Dribble

Lin Fei transmigrates back to the 2004 NBA season and becomes an unguaranteed minimum-salary player on the peak Minnesota Timberwolves. From the start, it’s Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals. The Minnesota Timberwolves are down 1–3 to the Los Angeles Lakers, who have their F4 lineup, and are already on the brink of elimination. Lin Fei awakens the [NBA Free Attribute System], which lets him freely distribute all his individual basketball attributes. His three-point rating is only 52? Add his ball-handling attribute to it, then his dribbling, and his assists too, dammit... When “The Alien” Sam Cassell gets injured, the Timberwolves are short on guards, and Lin Fei finally gets some playing time in the fourth quarter. At first, Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Flip Saunders only intends to let this kid from China play for a minute as a formality. But... Lin Fei sinks three three-pointers in one minute, drains one right in Kobe’s face, and forces the Purple and Gold to call a timeout. Target Center erupts in cheers. The Wolf King: Lin, could you at least play some damn defense? Lin Fei: Kevin, I’m no good on defense. Hurry up and help me! The Wolf King, the head coach, and the other teammates: ...