Peak Beckham from the Start: Being Handsome Is All That Matters

Anyone more handsome than me can't play soccer as well as I can. Anyone who plays soccer better than me doesn't exist. All right, I'll come clean: I'm the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, of heroism and chivalry, I change the social climate, charm countless young women, stimulate the soccer market, raise the cultural standards of young people, and I'm a dashing, elegant winner on the soccer field!