Runeterra Is Just Too Much Fun!

Ionia’s sacred temple grounds, Ixtal’s elemental forests, Bilgewater’s Butcher’s Bridge, Demacia’s petricite groves, Noxus’s Immortal Bastion, Mount Targon’s celestial gates, the Freljord’s Howling Abyss, Shurima’s lost empire, the Shadow Isles’ ruinous Black Mist... even the primordial spirits of the immortal heavens. All will resound! A hymn to courage and strength! A paean to wisdom and change! Compassion for life and flourishing! A blessing of love and beauty! Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, Slaanesh... I don’t know them! Never heard of them, never seen them. Say that again and I’ll sue you for slander! This is Fishman Bo reporting for our station.