The Ghost God Is Actually Me

You have gained the ability to make all things mysterious.

You made a copper coin mysterious, and now you can use it to buy anything.

You made a tree mysterious, and now all the trees within a hundred miles are your eyes and ears.

You made a bow mysterious, and now you can shoot anything you see.

You made a stone statue mysterious. It came to life, and might snap your neck when you least expect it...

You made a mimosa mysterious. It burst out of the ground, overcome with shyness, and came screaming as it charged toward you for looking at it...

After escaping the mimosa’s pursuit, you turn your attention to cultivation techniques...

You made a cultivation technique mysterious, gaining a mysterious technique for inhuman cultivation: [Hungry Ghost Realm].

You made [Hungry Ghost Realm] mysterious, gaining [Six Paths of Reincarnation].

You made [Six Paths of Reincarnation] mysterious, gaining [Divine Realm in the Palm of Your Hand].

You keep making things mysterious...

Until one day, you hear a passerby say:

“The Mysterious World is launching today!”

You: ???