This Bandit Is Going to Take on the Heavens

Ha! The supreme cultivation technique is in my heart, and the mysterious seal is in my hand! Just watch me make the Immortal Realm tremble! What? You don't accept that? Come at me! Your young master may be softhearted, but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on you! What? Trying to show off? I'll butcher you like a dog! Oh, you're an immortal, so what? I'll cut you down anyway! Your young master is going to storm the Nine Heavens and the Immortal Realm. If gods stand in my way, I'll kill them; if Buddhas stand in my way, I'll slaughter them, until I reach the summit of the Immortal Realm!