The Goofy Farmer and His Goddess Army

The Three Realms Plundering System: plunder the heavens, plunder the earth, plunder all things! Whatever you have, I can take for myself. Whatever I have, you’ll never get your hands on! If all the people Wang Xiaoming has plundered lined up holding hands, they could circle the Earth three and a half times! You slap me in the face with your money? I’ll plunder it and leave you penniless. You use your status to bully me? I’ll plunder your intelligence and turn you into an idiot. You threaten me with your strength? I’ll plunder it and make you an ordinary person. Watching these mortals get crushed by Wang Xiaoming, the immortals of the Immortal Realm just smile and say nothing! Don’t think that just because you’re lofty immortals, I wouldn’t dare plunder you! I have a thousand ways to wipe those smiles off your faces! And there’s nothing you can do about it! Wang Xiaoming tilts his head up at the sky at a 45-degree angle! You have powerful immortal arts? I’ll plunder them. You have glittering magical treasures? I’ll plunder them. You have precious immortal pills? I’ll plunder them. You have sweet, delicious Peaches of Immortality? I’ll plunder them.