You're Saying This Dig-Dig-Dig Song Is a Divine-Level Immortal Sect Technique?

[Urban] + [wild imagination] + [System] + [role reversal] + [comedy] Lin Yun inherits a kindergarten on the verge of closing. The children there are a handful: a crybaby, a little tyrant, a hyperactive kid, a chatterbox, a tattletale, a stutterer... Just as he’s about to give up and shut the place down, a System forcibly binds itself to him. “Ding! Congratulations, Host, you are now bound to the System for Reviving the Yunmiao Immortal Sect! Your mission is to make the sect the largest in the cultivation world.” Lin Yun: ??? System, have you got the wrong person? I’m just an ordinary kindergarten principal! Greeting the children at the gate each morning counts as the sect’s sign-in. Enrolling new children is recruiting disciples, and field trips are expeditions into secret realms. Fasting pills become daily meals, cleaning talismans keep the grounds spotless, and the spirit-gathering formation wards off every illness. Rainbow candy becomes Nine-Turn Golden Pills, building blocks become the foundations of the Great Dao, nap cots become platforms for nurturing the spirit and rebirth, pianos become instruments of immortal music, and swings become wind-riding chariots that reach for the moon in the Ninth Heaven... The children unleash their full potential and soar to greatness! Countless wealthy families go to desperate lengths just to secure a place for their child at Lin Yun’s kindergarten!