We Were Once Together

As her best friend puts it, women like Zhou Yanyan have nothing but a pretty face: big boobs, no brains, and still living off their parents. After twenty-two years of living off her parents, Zhou Yanyan suddenly had an epiphany one day and decided to plunge into the workforce. A rookie fresh to the world of PR, she had hoped to make a name for herself, but her boss... At a business dinner, Zhou Yanyan was eager to take a drink for her boss, but he stopped her. At a banquet, Zhou Yanyan was ready to do her duty as a PR professional and dress to impress, but her boss stopped her. At a signing ceremony, someone accused Zhou Yanyan of stealing her husband and started hitting her. Her boss said, “Yanyan, hit her back.” Furious, Zhou Yanyan struck back hard. She had no idea she’d hit so hard that one slap knocked the woman unconscious. Afterward, her boss took care of the mess for her. After Zhou Yanyan got into trouble, her boss asked, “Yanyan, want a promotion?” Zhou Yanyan thought, Of course. I want one more than anything. Her boss said, “How about becoming the boss’s wife?” Zhou Yanyan froze. Her boss asked, “You don’t want to?” Zhou Yanyan immediately said, “I do, but Uncle, we’re not the same age...” He replied, “If you think our ages don’t match, how would you know unless you give it a try?”