I'll Come Clean: I Make a Living Raising Kids in the Cultivation World

Song Qinglin transmigrated to a world of cultivation, but he can’t cultivate. All he wants is to open a pet shop and raise the five daughters who suddenly came into his life in peace. His eldest casually practices swordplay and cleaves open a forbidden realm of swordsmanship. His second yawns and sends the demon sect’s army reeling. His third gets teary-eyed, and immortal herbs and spirit medicines sprout like crazy. His fourth asks endless questions, leaving an ancient patriarch’s Dao heart in ruins. And his fifth... just broke off the horn of the Dragon Prince to use as a teething toy! The various factions are going mad. What the hell, is this supposed to be an ordinary family? They investigate Song Qinglin’s background like crazy, only to discover that his biggest daily worry is that his daughters are fighting over candy again. When the five empresses who are their mothers all return and see their children treating the immortal world’s greatest treasures as toys, while the man is just fretting over what to make for their evening meal... the entire cultivation world faces the most terrifying “parents’ meeting” in history!