I’m Monk Tang Sanzang, and Physical Salvation Is My Specialty!

I transmigrated into Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang, a helpless monk who couldn’t even tie up a chicken? No! I’m Tang San Zang! Faced with the schemes of gods and Buddhas in the heavens and the covetous eyes of demons everywhere, Tang San Zang chose to smash them all! “This humble monk never takes lives. I merely send benefactors on their way!” “Reasoning won’t work? Fine, how about a little physical salvation?” After awakening the Physical Salvation System, I temper my body with merit and cultivate an indestructible diamond physique! I tread upon the Southern Heaven, shatter the Celestial Palace, and bring every god and Buddha to their knees with a single punch! On the journey west, I am the calamity! Of the eighty-one trials, I am the greatest one! A demon with powerful connections? I’ll save it first and ask questions later! When the immortal comes looking, I’ll press my palms together and put on a sorrowful face: “You’re too late, fellow Daoist. Your attendant has been possessed by a demon. To save all living beings, this humble monk sent him on his way with tears in his eyes. Such a sin, such a sin…” A demon king with no connections? Perfect. I’ll use its flesh and blood to temper my body, save its demon core, and crack its bones to make soup! Others rely on chanting to complete their pilgrimage. This humble monk relies… on arm strength! Others complete their pilgrimage by chanting. This humble monk does it with his fists! When the compassionate holy monk raises a fist as big as a cooking pot… the gods and Buddhas in the heavens panic!