I Opened the City Gates and Begged for Death, So Why Are You Running?

As the world's richest man, I, Jiang Chuan, had set my sights on Mars. I could have enjoyed a carefree, extraordinary life! So why did I have to be transmigrated into a frontier garrison commander?! Did anyone ask for my consent?!

If I'm killed... I'll be forcibly sent back to my original world?! Then I'll just get myself killed! I have to! Whatever it takes, I need to make them kill me!

"General... someone's here from outside..."

"Forget that for now. Spread your legs. They need to see this from outside!"

What they imagine: General Jiang must be pretending to be a spoiled wastrel! He's gone this far for us! I'll serve the general even if it costs me my life!

"General! The enemy is at the gates!"

"What?! A friend has come from afar! Open the gates wide!"

What they imagine: Something's not right! Look, he's charging out alone with a woman in his arms! This must be an empty-city stratagem! Run! Retreat!

Jiang Chuan is speechless. The more he slacks off, the more inscrutable others think he is. The more recklessly he courts death, the greater the rewards the System gives him! He tried to insult his subordinates and provoke them, but the whole army turned into masochists! The more they get scolded, the more they enjoy it!

With beautiful women throwing themselves into his arms and power delivered to his doorstep, the day he can return home seems farther away than ever. Jiang Chuan breaks down: "I just want to die. Why is it so hard?!"

The whole army weeps with emotion: "The general is still acting! His acting is so moving! I'm crying my eyes out!"