From the Start, I Beat Up Wu Song: Which Ximen Are You?

After transmigrating into the world of Water Margin, he became the wealthy Ximen Qing. It was just in time for Wu Dalang's seventh-day memorial, with Wu Song about to return for the funeral. He hadn't even gotten Jinlian, and now he was about to be beaten to death. Luckily, I, the great Ximen, know a thing or two about fists, feet, swords, and blades. Rather than letting Wu Song decide my fate, why don't I decide his? “Where's my sword? Never mind, I'll just fight... Take this, my Demon-Subduing Kasaya Skill!” Huh? I nearly beat Wu Song to death right from the start. Which Ximen am I? “Constable Wu, stand down now, and I'll let you off!” “Song Jiang, take this sword from the West!” “Huizong, don't run! You say you're a dragon? Then take my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!” “Yue Fei, watch closely. Your master will teach you the art of war, called On Protracted War!” “I say the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun have always been an inseparable part of Great Song territory! Who agrees? Who objects?” “Those mere Japanese pirates are nothing to worry about! Bring out my warships and take them for a spin.” “You claim to be the true heirs of Rome? Bullshet! I say the true heirs of Rome are in Tongliao!” As his sword swept through all before him, he was surprised to discover that, step by step, he had climbed to the very top!