Cultivation? I Practice Science-Based Cultivation, and My Fellow Daoists Are Losing It

After his soul transmigrates into a world of cultivation, Wang Meng is found to have a mixed spiritual root from the start. His childhood sweetheart publicly breaks off their engagement, and he becomes the laughingstock of his clan. Then he awakens the Grand System of Scientific Inquiry and turns the entire cultivation world into one giant laboratory! Alchemy? Why not use chemical synthesis instead? He can churn out pills by the ton! Sword flight? My formations of spirit-powered drones can deal with anyone who dares challenge me! Talisman magic? Ever heard of runes based on electromagnetism? One “high-powered electromagnetic pulse talisman” turns your magical treasure into scrap metal! While sect elders pore over Fundamentals of Circuitry to comprehend the Heavenly Dao, the Holy Maiden’s Dao heart shatters over “Pavlov’s dog,” and an enemy sect is obliterated by a single “spiritual qi nuke”... Wang Meng just wants to say, “Believe me, I never wanted to cultivate. I’m just a simple scientist.” Fellow cultivators: “Like hell we believe you! Please stop inventing things. You’ve completely overwhelmed us!”