I Told You to Be a Prison Warden, Not Turn Gods and Demons into Workaholics

Overworked office drone Lin Yue dies suddenly and transmigrates into the only warden of the [Number One Prison of the Heavens], bound to the heaven-defying [Gods and Demons Labor Reform System]! From the start, it’s hell mode: every prisoner is a world-ending big shot! Fail to meet your KPIs, and you’re erased on the spot! [First reform mission for the new warden has been issued!] [Target: Prisoner No. 001, the Heaven-Devouring Demon Lord!] [Mission: Make him reflect deeply and write a ten-thousand-word letter of self-criticism!] Facing the Demon Lord’s overwhelming spiritual power, Lin Yue is panicking, but the System’s punishment is even harsher! “No meals until you finish writing!” [Ding! Prisoner No. 001 has completed the mission. Reform progress: +0.1%. Overall rating: S!] [Issuing your S-rank bonus reward...] [Congratulations, Warden! You have received: a cultivation infusion, bringing you to the peak of the Golden Core stage! Insight into the Heaven-Devouring Demon Lord’s devouring law (1%)! Physical tempering: beginner demon body!] Holy crap! From a powerless mortal to the peak of the Golden Core stage in a single leap! Looking at the list of prisoners, including the Unbeaten Sword Emperor and the Last Ancestral Dragon, Lin Yue’s eyes turned red with excitement! These aren’t prisoners. They’re walking experience packs and ATM machines dispensing top-tier gear! You’re next, Unbeaten Sword Emperor! I’m coming for those KPIs!