The System Tells Me to Lie Flat, but My Teammates Want to Make Me Soar!

While everyone else transmigrates to a high-martial-arts city and punches grandmasters, Lin Xian just wants to clock in and leave on time.

Unfortunately, the [Lie Flat System] has a bug: every thought he has becomes an uncannily accurate “prophecy”!

“Chief, you're going to have a bloody disaster next month...”

“The killer? Oh, he's hiding in that trash can.”

Chief: !!! (Immediately clings to him)

Colleagues: !!! (So he's a hidden expert!)

Villains: !!! (Who's leaking our secrets?!)

Lin Xian only wants to coast through life, but his colleagues haul him along, and he ends up coasting his way to victory as the bane of crime.

From then on, the story takes a sharp turn: Wherever he lies flat, that's where merit is made! The System is baffled: “That's not how coasting to victory is supposed to work!”