A Thatched Hut from the Start: My Sect Is Invincible

"I really wasn't peeking at the senior sisters while they were bathing..."

Yun Yi was framed, stripped of his cultivation, and driven out of his sect.

Luckily, he awakened the [Invincible Sect System]:

Within three paces of my thatched hut, my word is law. Even an Immortal Emperor has to kneel!

But outside the safe zone? Ahem... even a stray dog could chase him down the street for three blocks!

To stay alive, he frantically conned people into becoming his disciples:

He took a fallen Sword Sovereign as a servant and tossed him a copy of The Principles of Swordsmanship Mechanics: "Calculate the parabola before you swing!"

He tricked the reincarnated phoenix into studying The Oxidation Reactions of Flames: "Want to control fire? Memorize the periodic table first!"

He made the qilin divine beast practice The Elasticity Formula for Taking a Beating: "You have to calculate the force distribution, understand?"

When his enemies came knocking, their fury reaching the heavens, Yun Yi slurped instant noodles and pointed through the window. "Disciples, that trash outside is making a racket."

The next second,

The Sword Sovereign sprang up, bronze sword in hand. "Master, I know this one! F=ma!"

With a single slash, an Immortal Venerable was physically sent to the afterlife!