Transmigrated as a Villain, I Just Want to Lie Flat, but My Family Is Too Overpowered

Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantasy-world villain. Just as he decides to reform and try to survive, his family has already ground the Child of Destiny’s bones to dust and used his soul as a lamp. He understands: rather than defy fate and change his destiny, he might as well lie flat completely. But he really can’t keep pretending to be useless! The lotus seeds he casually snacks on turn out to be Primordial Chaos Green Lotus Seeds, capable of giving birth to the Three Thousand Great Daos? Annoyed by his noisy pet, he feeds it a Hongmeng Dao Fruit that would make even the masters of forbidden zones envious? He complains that the neighbor’s sword practice is keeping him awake, and the old servant sweeping the floor “sweeps away” the entire Myriad Swords Sacred Land overnight? A flash of heavenly lightning irritates his eyes, so Butler Fu takes one step and makes this world’s Heavenly Dao vanish on the spot?! Gu Changsheng yawns. “I really didn’t mean anything by it. Could you all stop kneeling?” The world’s powerful figures panic as they imagine what it all means: “Listen! What astonishing Zen wisdom! The young master may seem to be lying flat, but in truth he’s been plotting for all eternity at every moment! I understand now. I finally understand!”