I Was Just Bragging, So How Did I Become an Arms Dealer?

[Technology] [System] [Feel-Good Read] On a parallel world's Blue Star, hotheaded young patriot Ye Yuan boasts online, only to unexpectedly bind himself to a weapons System.

Ye Yuan: "Your Apocalypse Tanks have been delivered. Go right out the door and pick them up in the woods ahead! Buy a tank and get an anti-aircraft tracked vehicle free, dear customer. Don't forget to leave a five-star review!"

Pakistan: "It's a miracle! Apocalypse Tanks really exist! Uh... but if we say we found them in the woods, will the Americans believe us?"

Uncle Sam: "Big Bear, China, don't think I don't know you're behind this! I condemn you, I strongly condemn you!!"

Big Bear: "The more I look at this thing, the more it seems like a product of the former Soviet Union. Can someone tell me if this is ours or not?"

China: "Let me make one thing clear: the Apocalypse, the Phantom, the space carrier, and all the rest are rumors. China absolutely does not have any of these things! Hey, who launched the aircraft carrier into the sky? Cut that part out. It can't be broadcast!"

Foreign netizens: "There's this GodYe who's been throwing his weight around lately, practically monopolizing half the global arms trade! What, the other half got snatched up too? Who exactly is GodYe?"