Oh No, Senior Brother! All the Fairies Are Coming to Find You!

[Scumbag System] [Shameless] [Comedy] [Openly Eavesdrops on Inner Thoughts] [Multiple Female Leads] [Not Invincible]

(Also known as: The Cultivation World's Number One Freeloader

The Cultivation World's Number One Scumbag)

Scumbag Chen Chusheng gets his comeuppance and is forcibly reincarnated into a fantasy world by the legendary Hundred-Ton King.

In this life, Chen Chusheng has just sworn to Heaven that he'll never be a scumbag again when fate takes a cruel turn and he awakens the "Scumbag System"...

Good news: Being a scumbag makes you stronger.

Bad news: He just swore to Heaven, and being a scumbag means getting struck by lightning!

He thinks he's found a bug in the System, but then the System pulls a dirty trick.

Why can all the fairies hear my inner thoughts?!

"Junior Sister, don't come any closer! I'm your senior brother!"

"So you're the Young Mistress of the Palace? I absolutely refuse to marry into the Moon God Palace!"

"Taiwu Jueji, if you want to rid the people of a menace, why are you coming after me?!"

"Holy Maiden of the Gu Clan, get that idea out of your head. There's no way I'm going back to the Ten Thousand Mountains with you!"

"Princess of the Demon-Taming Kingdom, please calm down. I'm really not your late husband!"

"Demoness of the Demon Cult? You and I are sworn enemies, righteous and demonic!"

"Fairies, spare me! I really don't want to be a scumbag!"

The day the love-triangle showdown erupts, Chen Chusheng collapses to the ground and cries without tears. "Heaven, you might as well strike me dead!"