Livestream Fortune-Telling: My Friend, You’re Short on Virtue

[Livestreaming + predictions + feel-good power fantasy + no System + immortal cultivation]

A rich young heir comes to stir up trouble: “I'm going to have a late-night snack later. Tell me what I'll be eating.”

“You'll suffer a bloody calamity tonight, and you're bound to eat shit, fresh and steaming hot.”

A beautiful streamer initiates a call.

“This poor Taoist takes one look and sees that you're in for a fierce bust! A really fierce bust!”

“Master, can you tell me if my girlfriend and I are a match made in heaven?”

“Fated one, I see a bit of green over your head.”