I'm a Different Kind of Cultivator, and I Made a Million Cultivators Cry!

Li Que is brought by a small tower into a world of cultivation, where he becomes a cultivator.

But his path of cultivation is quite unconventional.

While others meditate in seclusion, comprehending the Dao and cultivating wondrous techniques and supernatural powers, he feeds pigs, shovels manure, and visits brothels to listen to music.

While others go out to hone their skills, spar, and seek fateful opportunities, he farms, brews wine, and tinkers with stringed and bamboo instruments.

The others... Before long, the entire sect is howling in misery.

"Damn it, why does it stink of pig manure again this early in the morning? Are we supposed to just put up with this?"

"For the love of god, the flowers in Li Que's fields have bloomed! We can't stay in this sect anymore!"

"Who's playing the erhu in the middle of the night? And why the hell are they playing funeral music?"

Faced with everyone's furious complaints, Li Que remains unconcerned. "Hmph, these narrow-minded fools are just jealous of me. I don't need to pay them any attention!"

At those words, a million cultivators turn bloodshot-eyed and lose their reason. "Jealous of you, my ass! Heavens, please take this calamity away already!"